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Js bachy ne sabaq thora yd kiya Miss:  Js bachy ne sabaq thora yd kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare, Js ne Pora yd kiya wo mere Gaal pe. Js ne Pora yd kiya wo mere Gaal pe. Bacha:  Miss ap mjhe Break me milen mjhe puri Kitab Yd hai. ****************************************************** boy touches a girl everywhere! In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere! In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty. ****************************************************** Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya Beti:  Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya Maa:  kese beti Beti:  Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri Bra me dhndta raha. ****************************************************** Suhaag Raat ko husband Bola Ijazat hai? Suhaag Raat ko husband Bola Ijazat hai? Dulhan sharmatay huye boli Hum ne kabhi gheron ko mana nahi kya Aap ko phir apnay hain. *******...

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;-> **************************************************** Sardar going to shikar Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai **************************************************** Guess how many Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them **************************************************** Doctor suggested full body Xray Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi...

Pathan ne general knowledge ka paper babaya Pathan ne general knowledge ka paper babaya Sub bachay FAIL” Q.1   CHINA kis muk ka nam hai? Q.2   14 August kis Date ko ata hai? Q.3   Green Rang kis colour ka hota hai? Q.4   Timater ko urdu me kiya Boltay hain? Q.5   Quaid-e-Azam ki Babar Me kon Dafan hai? **************************************************** Jail may pathan sy kisi ny poch Jail may pathan sy kisi ny poch Tum sy aisi kya Galti Hiui k tum jail mein ho? PATHAN:  yara hum ne bank luta Or . . . Paisay wahi jama karwanay ruk gaya…. **************************************************** Male of Duck Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why? . Pathans: Because Frog Is . . . “MANDUCK”:- **************************************************** I am pregmenant for the job Patan ka interview tha Sawal aya: english mei translate karo “Mein nokri k liye bohut umeed se hun”….. Pathan:  I am pregm...

A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say Happy Birthday! ******************************************************** Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend For a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style to wish you Have a Lovely “BirthDay” Happy Birthday! ******************************************************** Wishing you a very Happy Birthday and pray that you enjoy many more days like these. wish you health, wealth and a very happy life. Happy Birthday, May you like a very long life? AMEEN, Happy Birthday! ******************************************************** Hope this day will be *Amazing* @ *Blazing* @ *Colorful* @ *Delightful* @ *Exuberant* @ *Fancy* @ *Gorgeous* @ *Holy* @ *Immaculate* @ *Joyful* @ *Classics* @ *Lasting* @ *Massive* @ *Naughty* @ *Ox rich* @ *Plush* @ *Quench* @ *Rustic* @ *Superb* ...

In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere! In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty. ******************************************************** pahlay hat ma lo pahlay hat ma lo  phir mon mal lo  phir tokh laghao  phir sidha karoo  phir sorakh ma daloo  uf  kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna ******************************************************** aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho? aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho? Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye Saaray kapray geelay ho gae Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye 1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha . . . . . ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai ******************************************************** I want to suck you…….lick you I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you w...

Frong 2 Najoomi: Frong 2 Najoomi: Pls tell my future; Najomi: A young smart girl, will touch u Frog: WOW: When & where?? Najoomi: Next semester in Bilogy Lab…..D ***************************************************** Iska pasive voice banao. Teacher: Iska pasive voice banao. “Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”. Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson mein Bachay ho jaty hain… ****************************************************** zip dekh kar Ek Urdu ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ? Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga ****************************************************** Meri skin bohat soft, Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon? Doctor: “KUNDI” ****************************************************** Insan shaadi kyu...

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