Adult SMS

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Js bachy ne sabaq thora yd kiyaMiss: Js bachy ne sabaq thora yd kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare,
Js ne Pora yd kiya wo mere Gaal pe.Js ne Pora yd kiya wo mere Gaal pe.Bacha: Miss ap mjhe Break me milen mjhe puri Kitab Yd hai.
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boy touches a girl everywhere!
In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
In a bath room,a boy touches a girl everywhere!You Know whose that boy?Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!Dirty people always think dirty.
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Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banayaBeti: Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banayaMaa: kese betiBeti: Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meriBra me dhndta raha.
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Suhaag Raat ko husband Bola Ijazat hai?Suhaag Raat ko husband BolaIjazat hai?
Dulhan sharmatay huye boli
Hum ne kabhi gheron ko mana nahi kyaAap ko phir apnay hain.
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ajj tak tm kis kis k sath soi hoshakki husband to wife: btao ajj tak tm kis kis k sath soi howife: such batonsirf aap k sath soi hon bakyon k sath to jaagi rehti thi;)
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Suhag Raat Ki Rat KoSuhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se PuchhaKi Tune Kya Mehsoos KiyaToh Patni Boli5% Sharam5% Dard Or90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye
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lady wanted to go to toiletIn a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
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Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?Girl: Chup rahi!Teacher (Gussy se): Jawab doZero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?Girl: Miss Bht Dard hota hy.
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Its 2 tight
Girl: Its 2 tightBoy: Dont worry, Ill do it slowly,Gal: Push it in,Boy: Ah..I cant,Gal: Its painful,Boy: Forget it.....Well buy new WEDDING RING!
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A girl phoned meA girl phoned methe other day and said ..."Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over. Nobody was home
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I do not want to go to the sex education class.School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.Teacher: Why not?School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be Oral.
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Girl & Boy were having sex.Girl & Boy were having sex.Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
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Jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se:Jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?B’V: Aap ko aaya?SHOHAR: bohat!BV: Dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.
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Veena or Arbi1 Arbi ne Veena ko Goad me bitha k pochaTm 1 Rat me kitna kama leti ho
Veena: 50,000
Arbi: Jhoot mt bolo
Veena: Qasm se Rozi pe bethi hun jhoot nhi bolti..!
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Tujhe ladka pasand aayaMom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
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Larka & Larki or sexLarka & LarkiSeX kar rahe thay,Larka bola: Q na Ham Shadi karlen,Phir, Ham har roz aisa karengay,Larki boli: Mazdoor ho Mazdurikaro,Factory k malik mat bano.
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Girls ki gandi-gandi bateCollege Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
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Can I touch your Software# Boy: Can I touch your SoftwareGirl: First show your HardwareBoy: Should I install it in your SystemGirl: Okay, but please put the Antivirus, then install it.
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..Last nite i went 2 bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u "last nite"
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
Always start your day with 4a lot of... S E XS - SMILEE - ENERGYX - XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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Me ok, ur wife very sweetSardar sent SMS to his BOSS:"Me sick, no work"Boss SMS back:"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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which is 6" longBoy: what is that u keep in ur mouthwhich is 6" longand move it in and outand wait for a white substance to come out?Girl: y do u ask such question to me.i cant tell such wordsBoy:dont worry its tooth brush
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can kids of our age have kids?Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?""can kids of our age have kids?"Teacher replied " NO Never!!"Boy said to girl :"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
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What's an average 6 inch longWhat's an average 6 inch longInside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive

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He came at night, explored my body,He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,...BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!


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Jiski Maa CHUDne Wali Ho Use Kaise Nind Aa Sakti Hai Husband- Aao SEX KareWife- Munna So Jaye, Phir Karna
Husband- Munna Abhi Tak Soya Nahi Kya
Use Kaise Nind Aa Sakti Hai  
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Ak Larki Apne Shoher Se.

Ak Larki apne Shoher se !

to ak Larka mujh ko dekh raha tha,
Shoher !
Phir tom ne kiya keya ?
Larki !
Mujh ko bohat shram mehsos hoi
Or main ne apna Mou BRAZER se chopa liya
Wife- Jiski Maa CHUDne Wali Ho

Aaj jab main apna BRAZER tabdil kar rahi thi

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